Department of BIG BALLS
$BALLS
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What Is
BALLS?
“Big Balls’ is the self titled online nickname associated with Edward Coristine, a 19 year old software engineer employed by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).
DOGE - seen as a controversial initiative - is tasked to cut government spending, reduce waste and modernise federal technology and software under the current Trump administration.
Mr Coristine, however, became the subject of worldwide media scrutiny after it was revealed he was previously fired from an internship at a cybersecurity firm for allegedly leaking company secrets to a competitor.
This portrayal led to his temporary resignation from DOGE before he was reinstated as a “Senior Adviser" for the State Department's Bureau of Diplomatic Technology. This transition was met with criticism due to concerns over conduct and access to sensitive information.
Working alongside colleagues of similar age, background and experiences there have been reports of aggressive questioning of federal employees by these young engineers with the “Big Balls” moniker becoming the perfect meme for “The Doge Kids”. Big Balls has since grown to represent the overall ongoing work of DOGE as they continue to expose and remove inefficiencies within the federal government.
Big Balls memes have also gone viral with Elon Musk stating “This is a job for Big Balls”, “Personally, I voted for Big Balls” and “Big Balls is awesome” in recent X posts.
The Department of Big Balls reflects the collective efforts of DOGE and their leader but also represents all that have “Big Balls”
If you dont have any BALLS, you can buy
some!!
Create a Wallet
Download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io.
Get Some ETH
Have ETH in your wallet to switch to $BALLS. If you don’t have any ETH, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
Go to Uniswap
Connect to Uniswap. Go to app.uniswap.org in google chrome or on the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $BALLS token address into Uniswap, select BALLS, and confirm. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.
Switch ETH for $BALLS
switch ETH for $BALLS. We have ZERO taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.